Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

so you’re saying I drive a pagani? tits!

BC stands for birth control. Because something something something so awesome ovaries explode? I dunno... </notmybestwork>

Congrats Pagani, you made a new Beatle!

Tomsula was dabbing in October? God, I hope Cam Newton reads this.

It was proofread at 200 MPH.

What really should be pointed out is that the Chiefs aren’t afraid of playing anyone. Who is your team stk?

This call is upheld after a review from the booth.

Typical symptoms of concussion include:

“Watch the full rally below...”

You know, I get so damn tired of people whose teams generally suck, taking their obvious jealousy out on successful teams. I don’t like the Patriots or the Seahawks, but I will give them the credit they deserve and respect their accomplishments. Of c0urse I am man enough to put a game in perspective and to understand…

You used the term suck to describe the Chiefs. Yo.

I’ve driven through Missouri more times than I care to remember. My big takeaway from all those drives is that Missouri is full of people who think it wise to buy adspace on billboards to simply write “JESUS”.

OK, we get it. You’re a homer idiot. You can stop now.

Alright, let’s look at who the Chief’s have played this season.

Some team has their kryptonite, some teams just play well against another team. That day, the Browns played very well against the Chiefs.

PT’S FIANCEE PUT HER ENGAGEMENT RING ON PT’S PENIS. RING STUCK

“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

There’s always two or three points to nudity, if you know what I mean.