“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”

That is a Ford Fusion

I tell my boyfriend all the time that if I die I’m gonna hang around and cock-block him as a ghost.

One of the things I love about Europe is how common flower purchases are. You see all kinds of random people - students, businessmen, housewives - walking down the street with bouquets of flowers they just picked up somewhere, and often just for the pleasure of it. The Dutch are particularly great about that, but…

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Well, he is sponsored by ADIDAS.

Just 1. DaveMagary@deadspin.com

I hate the Pats too, but one day, Tom Brady is going to look at Giselle and go ”hmm... would I rather hit that or get hit by Terrell Suggs?” He may be in pure FU mode this year and put up beast-like stats for 12 games, but we all saw how Brett Favre just lost it at just a slightly-higher age than Brady.

One other…

That second hit in that montage above is BRUTAL!

Your comment is spot-on, STK. I’m a Baltimore guy, but the proximity of the two cities allows for a lot of bleed-over in the local radio stations. There’s no more polarizing of a character in DC right now, including politics, than RGIII. Of the paltry attendance last…

I heard it both ways

Oh look. The olds have discovered that memes are a thing and they are very angry that shared ideas which gradually, slightly mutate, aren’t being properly attributed to their original author. Imagine if people attributed these things, how dumb and boring that would be. Have you ever told your friend a joke you heard…

Adding an Aeris lives “route” (or storyline) - 32.6 percent

Just remember that when you see that bag on the bar, they probably *don’t* have it on tap...

Yeah, that actual act seems way less ridiculous than him actually posting this shit to instagram. He’s probably patting himself on the back for posting this online, or something...

I thought we’d already established all of that at “James Harrison”

Considering how long many people keep cars, if your credit is good and the rate is great, is there any reason not to take the longer finance term aside from “personal philosophy”? As far as I’m concerned, if the interest rate is solid (eg 72 mo. @ 1.9%), you’re getting nearly “free” money. And the rate of inflation…

Cancer is a fuck. My MIL has it now and it’s... Ugh.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Your comment is why the phrase “No shit, Sherlock” still has legs.