The tonal and grammatical shift in V's texts from when she was actually writing and sending them to when the cop took over her side of the conversation is rather jarring. If that were me (in a different context, of course), I would be very suspicious that two different people were on the other side of the…

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

This was my poor attempt at a joke. Calm down everyone. And yeah, SmashBanash took it the wrong way.

In my opinion they are all afraid of the P1 but only Porsche is willing to go toe to toe and lose.

Ah you're right. My bad for missing your quotes.

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

I'm leaving it since it's clear that what follows is not true and that I made a mistake thinking it was Piniella. Seems the up-front way to handle it.

Mitsubishi has a good car in the Lancer Evolution, but what they're really lacking is a grand tourer. Bring back the 3000GT!

This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

A computer and a reliable what? A COMPUTER AND A RELIABLE WHAT? I WANT TO MAKE THIS MONEY! WHAT DO I NEED DAMNIT!?

At the Drive-In ~ Vaya - 198d:

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Haha what, strength is definitely NOT proportional, bud. Check out the inverse square law. If strength were proportional insects would not be able to lift the shit they do. Physics doesn't work that way; smaller is always better. She is definitely wrecking this because she's so small. Even if she can only squat…

Maybe when the headline says fucking PLAYBOY you should assume there will be naked women. This isn't rocket science. I mean come onnnnnnn.

But you should probably let your kid know there is better porn out there, because this is crap.

You don't seem to understand goalkeeping. What is an "especially good" save? A high-flying, acrobatic dive? Those are great, no argument there. But more often than not, a shot is either able to be saved or it's not.

they will see me naked at such great heights

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

My only question... What is your hash name??