Haha what, strength is definitely NOT proportional, bud. Check out the inverse square law. If strength were proportional insects would not be able to lift the shit they do. Physics doesn't work that way; smaller is always better. She is definitely wrecking this because she's so small. Even if she can only squat…

Maybe when the headline says fucking PLAYBOY you should assume there will be naked women. This isn't rocket science. I mean come onnnnnnn.

But you should probably let your kid know there is better porn out there, because this is crap.

You don't seem to understand goalkeeping. What is an "especially good" save? A high-flying, acrobatic dive? Those are great, no argument there. But more often than not, a shot is either able to be saved or it's not.

they will see me naked at such great heights

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

My only question... What is your hash name??