At least he didn't lose the hand.

"Yea. That was a setup for a punchline on duct tape."

In the not-too-distant future banning visible tattoos mean you will have virtually no workforce pool to draw from, so there's that.

[signed, ex food service worker with a tattoo]

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

Welp, now I won't be watching this movie.

I'm just gonna leave this picture of Olivier Sarkozy hanging out with Mary Kate and his 12-year-old daughter.

Levar Burton is a national treasure.

Especially since Foster's home for imaginary friends exists for this reason.

I love how she peeled away all of her artifice and got down to the bottom line. Boom.

Why do you assume her "haters" dislike that she is young, smart, female, wealthy and successful when you acknowledge that she says really stupid, assholish things all the time? Why is her apparently being a total asshole not reason enough to dislike her?

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

Incredibly insensitive to treat people that are so suicide prone this cruelly. I'm about fucking done with this site.

I love stories like this. Nothing better than small-time crooks panicking the real world away, only to be caught eating cold beans out of the can in some disused motel off the main highway.

What do you mean 50 years ago?

Jesus Christ. Did they film this with a calculator?

No, those lines are nothing at all like how the book is written. In fact, that paragraph is quite tame. The way the book is written is...unique to say the least. Let's just say that the narrator is as much a character as the characters, and that narrator has been up for the past 5 nights blitzed on caffeine, watching…