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Do you guys remember the fucking reference to Ranger Rick in Avatar?

It's like how when I was 12 I watched The Matrix over and over and over and over and it was perfect and I was incapable of criticizing it or even, like, engaging with it as a movie, because to do that would be to accept that The Matrix could have turned out some other way and it couldn't possibly because it's flawless.

Onions, dude. I hate them and they're in everything. Undeclared, too, like they'll try to pull a fast one on you and put the onions in without saying so. "You don't taste the onions!" Yes, you do. Omg.

My 5th grade self is ecstatic right now.

Oh, I see. In the movie, there's this part where Maui calls Moana a princess. And she says, "I'm not a princess, I'm a chief's daughter". And he's all, "you have an animal sidekick, you're a princess."

Agreed. I liked Moana generally, but something is weirdly sterile about it. Maybe it's how much of it is set on this small boat and how, since the chicken doesn't talk and neither does the villain, it's just Maui and Moana alone with each other a lot of the time. The bright and high-contrast color palette doesn't

This has been bothering me for a while and I might as well get it off my chest now: I don't get how Moana isn't a princess.

Yeah, there's a theory that that's what allowed The Lion King to take more risks, artistically.

I had the same problem with that live-action Cinderella, which seems to be less like the animated movie than the new Beauty and the Beast was, but it was still too much for me. I mean, it's probably been 20 years since I've seen the original Cinderella but it was still, obviously, the same thing.

It wasn't, like, the worst thing that's ever happened to Disney. It's not The Black Cauldron or anything. But they had really high expectations for Pocahontas, like it was going to be their big masterpiece and it just kinda did OK.

I liked the first Wreck-It Ralph but man… "Yesss, a denizen of the internet" is like something out of some kind of achieve-maximum-cringe-with-as-few-words-as-possible story contest. It's the "For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn" of cringe.

For what it's worth, and I haven't seen this but I've seen the trailer a few times, and I thought it made it fairly clear what was going to happen. So maybe that was the argument.

Interesting idea. On a side note, it always bothered me how in Life, salaries weren't tied to professions.

"Trying to be creatively bawdy in Apples to Apples is way more fun than CAH's "INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE" nonsense."

Yeah, I found myself agreeing with Faraci more but I liked Nicholson more as a cohost (before knowing about the harassment incidents, of course) precisely because of her willingness to defend her, at times, unconventional tastes.

No offense, but speaking as a lesbian, A Fairy Home Companion sounds terrible.

Oh, well if you strenuously object….

Seriously, on what grounds?

So just because he has so-called "experience" he gets to steamroller his way into the White House? Sounds pretty entitled to me.