30 years in Taiwan, and KFC has only ever had fries. No mashed potatoes, no mac salad, and they 86'd biscuits like 15 years ago. But even when I was growing up in Western Canada, they only had fries. 

The LAST mug I’ll ever own...

Firefly, exactly. In so many ways, including, was it just me, or did the setting have that same old California backlot feel to it?
Kudos, Brontosaurian, the very first word that came to my mind as the credits rolled was also “cheese”. As well, this week’s Mando seemed pretty weak sauce compared to the past. That was…

Jah, no kidding, I was watching and thinking “Fuck, and I thought I looked rough when I was 33!”

Floki doesn’t think he’s died and gone to Valhalla, he thinks he’s been brought to Asgard, home of the G_ds. that’s why he’s the only person there, just him and the deities.

We always kept it up until Russian Christmas, since i grew up surrounded by Ukrainian immigrant families.

Ahhh WHOOOO!!

National Treasure Stormy Daniels, Quote of the Year:

This:

(if you are a good man, then this does not apply to you)

No kidding.

I can order it for you, if you like.

Although it’s slightly more interesting to note that in the ‘37 version, both characters were actors, and in ‘54, Mason was an actor and Judy was a singer. Part of what made Barbara’s ‘76 version so noteworthy was that she made them both rock & roll singers. Why?? Because she wanted Elvis for the fading male star. He…

I always used to say “Ma, if I get hit by a car I’m probably going to crap my pants anyways”

Several years back (actually, about 16 years or so) on a trip home, I treated my whole family to dinner at Outback (woo, classy, I know!), there was a crapload of us. I can’t remember exactly what the tab came to, but I tipped out somewhere in the 18 to 20% range, which ended up being like 60 or 70 bones, Canadian,…

If you haven’t already, come down and pick up your cookie for spelling/using this:

Was he a great big fat purrson???

Soup dumplings are tang bao. Xiao long bao are bigger, with a solid mass of meat and scallions OR rice vermicelli, for the vegetarian version. Sorry.

Given that my nickname is The Hammer, I actually HAVE a walkout song, although they only use it for cross-company tournament play

Every time I see her now, looking out from behind my hands, all I can think of is Edith Hardenberg in Forsyth’s Fist of God, last seen hanging by the neck from the big tree in the park in Vienna over the spot where she first met the Mossad guy. Brrrrrrrrrrr...