“I have Latin ancestors”
“What, from Rome?”
“No, my uncle was a Catholic priest”

100 stirs, yes!! Lordy, I thought I was the only one in the world who counted Kool Aid stirs!!

Not necessarily. Maybe he was just raised by ass-stupid white people.

I just watched the Crow again for the first time in ages (better AND worse than I remembered), how did I ever forget that Mr. Todd was (the exquisite) Michael Wincott’s wicked badass majordomo??

Not that it disproves the stupidity of this, but, FWIW, it’s standard practice on film/TV locations for all vehicles to have the keys up in the visor, so they can be moved by anyone if necessary. ER teams have the same rule at fires and other events. Which would actually let Arnie off the hook at the big shootout…

(On the phone) Yes, Captain, but...I know, sir, but...yes, sir, I understand...G*ddammit, Captain, I don’t care, Cube is the best damn detective we’ve got!!! (Slams the phone down) CUBE!!!! Get your ass in here, G*ddammit!!!!

Oh Jake. Jake, honey...

Too bad she didn’t ask after the halftime show was over, so you could just look at her kind of dazed and go “Uhhhhhh....nipple??”
Not that Superbowl, but a (much earlier) different Superbowl Party, when I was in about 9th grade, not one, not two, but THREE of my gang lost their virginity (all to different young ladies,…

Yeah, (out of the cornucopia of utter horseshit in what he says) if that’s so, James, how ironicalistic then that Ms. Hamilton and her magnificent figure spent roughly 90% of her T2 screen time in basically underwear? First, in the hospital in a tight undershirt, and then later in basically the same thing only black.…

Going to be pretty hard to top John Milius’ love letter to Teddy...

Maybe his scariest moment in the whole film, like you say, probably closest to seeing the real guy...

Aside from the ever-so-generous Whitesplain instructing you on what your cause is, the word “cause” here is actually code for  “thinking and feeling whatever you like, but not expressing it verbally or physically in any way that might cause the Whitesplainer discomfort or inconvenience”.

Oh you poor poor thing...here, honey, have this.

Lordy, it would be almost impossible for them to do as bad a job as the stankfest that was the TV show’s adult casting. I’d almost forgotten how truly execrable it was until clips started showing up with the movie’s debut. John Boy is like a human stinkbomb, every time he shows up the room clears. And Jesus wept, the…

Doh, should be IV...no edit button???

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