It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

I live in Kurdistan and the influx of refugees all tells the same tale. This is happening to thousands of women and little girls. It will keep happening. And those that can do something about it like the Iraqi army, peshmerga, the U.S., Turkey and Iran, are all doing the absolute minimum, the least amount they can to…

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

I'd also like to give Johnny Manziel another shot, but that would be a cruel thing to do.

John Schneider: "OK, Marshawn. Looks like we have a deal. But I've got a treat for you."
John Schneider: [hits red button on desk; door slides upwards]
John Schneider: "Come on in, Russell."
Russell Wilson: [is definitely going to hand the pen to Lynch to sign]
Marshawn Lynch: "Fuck you."

I am the only one who watched the video embarrassed by the joint she rolled?

Actually, the Sphinx was the one asking the stupid questions.

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

Glad to read histories like this on deadspin, keep 'em coming. Have some very minor points to add:

I thought the cruelest move in the NFL was Baltimore to Indianapolis.

and can I please be followed, at this point, I've commented enough times, how much proof do you need that I don't know how to post GIFs in comment form.

His wife couldn't believe what had gotten into him, but Flacco's decision to "let it all hang out" and throw half a banana on top of his cream of wheat this morning is really paying dividends.

To be fair it didn't take Browns QBs nearly as long to match Bruce Smith's 200 sacks.

Well, someone's wife.

I am, literally, giddy with excitement to read the comments this is gonna get.

This won't be the last time a browns rookie advances will be intercepted.

So now the Dodger pitcher has to bean him? Does he do it from the dugout at Puig's next at-bat or does he fling one at Puig from the pitcher's mound when they take the field?

how about "Jesus Fucking Christ"

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

If you don't drink beer, well, then I don't know what to tell you, as far as your humanity goes.