Real talk, I am a vegan. But it really grinds my gears when other vegans make such exaggerated claims. It’s like, “put down the ‘How to Sell Snake Oil for Dummies’, guys.” I eat that shit too and lentils have yet to cure my depression or anxiety.

I have a very zealous vegan friend who will, without fail, chirp in with a “have you tried going vegan?” no matter what physical or mental illness is discussed within a group. It’s beyond exhausting! No, sweetheart “going vegan” will not cure my depression. Melted cheese is, in fact, about the only thing that will…

Go to BED! GO TO BED!!!!!

When we got our cats we were told they were male. We took them in to get neutered and the vet said hold on a sec and went to get a second opinion before saying “yeah, these cats are female.”

I’m starting to wonder if I smell like skunk. I’m sure my grandfather’s cabin and my car are pretty smelly tonight. So my poor pup isn’t alone in his shame and misery. It’s ok, Boopie. We still love you. <3

This has been an especially bad week for the news, with the events from Virginia today, so horrific. It all just really begs belief.

Dude, you have no need to be a dick about this either. I volunteer at a shelter, I’m aware of how stressful it is. And I didn’t want to play Nancy Drew, I just wanted to understand what the hell happened to my dog.

How about, “damn, you need to fucking floss, because your breath could peel paint.” My husband used to smoke, and his breath was horrendous. So I told him. We’re still married and he stopped smoking.

Maybe tell him straight up. Acting differently (which it sounds like) but not telling him why will only make things worse for him.

“You people” is never a good sign in a conversation.

Wait, aren’t they all just Garbage Pail Kids?

Anthropology is white-created field still dominated by white influence.

yes, that’s exactly what i meant. we kept them in a cage. it was there 1780. we were pioneers in our field

If that was about ewoks it would be incredibly cute! “they often stand extremely close to each other when speaking, frequently touching each other.” Ooh, cute little ewoks! What the fuck is up with that “evil eye” shit?

If that was a scolding then your parents were very kind, lol.

It is a last name. Like “Jonathan Swift”

I’d ask what compels exes to do this, but I fear the answer.

I had an ex who liked to bring me around many of her exes who she kept as friends. Like, one, why are you still friends? Two, why so many exes? And three, why the fuck am I being introduced?

I remember when (paraphrased) Miranda from Sex and the City said she needed to pretend all her exes were dead/stopped existing.

I love their stuff but I would agree with this. I have big shoulders and a small waist, so boxy stuff just makes me look huge. I mostly buy their blouses, tho, and I tuck those into my skirts, so it is less of a problem.