When she yelled at Sonja last week “FIX YOUR TOILET IN YOUR TOWNHOUSE” I was in housewives heaven!!!!! This show has still got it.

Thank you, I will be researching this!

first day of my first vacation since I started my job six months ago. I exercised, did laundry, got mani/pedi/wax, cleaned my apartment, ate a large sandwich, and am now drinking rose. going to vegas tomorrow. yayyyyyy

Hi Jezebelles,

Fresh out of a breakup, moving way too fast on the sleeping-with-everyone front, moved into a house with a fresh baby and have the cooking bug but haven’t invaded the kitchen with My Stuff yet. I want the nights where I wish we were back together to end. Wanting to share every funny thing I find. Tell him about my…

How many of the lucky ladies set up with Shep are just going to be Landon in a wig? My guess is 3.

The first time I was sexually assaulted, I was seventeen and felt it was my fault for skipping school to go make out with a hockey player. He wouldn’t let me leave until I gave him oral. I was so traumatized I soiled myself before I made it home. I broke up with him a week later when he tried to convince me to have…

I have only told a few people about my 2 rapes (one was by a boyfriend and one was acquaintance rape) because for the longest time I felt responsible.

I wasn’t rape but I was attacked (with the end purpose of rape) twice in college and both times I kept quiet because the guys were respected. I spent days going over in my head what I did wrong to make them behave like that. I was sober, I was in sweats, I was in a study group for one of them.

I’m so sorry that happened to you.

yeah, my family reacted really poorly and I regret ever telling them. Better to not have support because you choose it yourself than to not have support because the people who supposedly are supposed to love and care for you just don’t.

I knew how hurt my family and friends would be after finding out and I didn’t want to put them through that.

I recently broke up with someone after almost a year. It wasn’t the same as being married for years and I definitely wasn’t in love, but that is how I described it. His best friends were shocked and couldn’t believe it and why did this happen?! I felt like I was a chair. It’s nice to have a chair, but if you don’t,…

This will probably get buried but it will be nice to at least have a place to vent.

He said that my emails were draining and distracting, and he hoped we could be friends someday in the future, but that he needs time to process and work through his emotions about what happened.

No.

Oh my god, you poor kid! I can truly relate to your struggle of being a caretaker while also being in dire medical distress. I went on a long trip to India with my boyfriend and when we came back, he was crazy sick. I seriously almost killed myself trying to take care of him in the hospital while working full time,…

I didn’t freak out in the hairdressers! Normally I hate people anywhere near my head, but the hairdresser lady was really good about not freaking me out and even managed to cut my bangs without touching my face, which nobody else has managed to do!

Make America Drunk Again! Who’s with me?

and a fistful of acclaimed drug films helping secure its place among the major substances of the decade.