I once took my son and my elderly, but huge, husky down to pay my cable bill. It was nine in the morning and still pretty nice out. I wasn’t gone that long. Meanwhile, he had rolled down the window, jumped out, jumped in a parked convertible, jumped into another car, and was finally stopped by a young woman with a…

I don’t understand why people bring their pets with them only to leave them in the car. My dogs like the car, sure, so I take them in it... to Pet Smart. Or the vet. Or to the dog park.

I definitely have mixed feelings about this one. I once stopped at the post office, with my dogs, to get my mail out of my PO Box. I was gone for literally 90 seconds, max, and came out to a woman yelling at me and telling me she had been standing by my car for 10 minutes waiting for me. Meanwhile, since I had been…

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. If the dog had been in immediate danger and no one was coming so you said “fuck it,” and rescued the dog yourself, under the old law he could have potentially sued you for damage to the car, now you would have a pretty straightforward to that lawsuit which would likely…

You can’t tell me how to live my life!!!!

So that’s when you send her a cheesecake with fancy ass decoration that read: My Ass is Fine. Never Gonna See Yours Again.

Tbh I bought 2 bottles of wine for myself just for this post (and the subsequent Brangelina internet hole I plan to fall into). I mean I was reading this in the car outside of TJ’s and I thought “No. this needs wine.”

Donna = my mother-in-law. I smelled that brand of crazy the first time I met her 23 years ago. My husband and I cut her off completely when our first kid was 2 (he’s now 15). I refused to let her manipulative, volatile ass around my kids. The husband agreed and that was that.

I need to take this moment to say that Tamara is the only person I have ever seen who is actually a better person after being saved.

That mother-in-law came in hot, downright chomping at the bit to be AWFUL. Love Shannon, hate Shannon to have in laws spewing that kind of vitriol, to perfect strangers and on camera, is damn near unforgivable.

Donna = my mother

Jennifer Aniston needs to get W magazine on the line for a family-themed photo shoot with Justin and her dogs pronto.

My sister and I have always had a rocky relationship. She is 7 years younger than me and we pretty much never got along. Now that my mother is out of the picture (not dead, just dead to me) I tried to maintain a closer relationship with my 3 younger siblings but my sister just pisses me off to no end. She blows me off…

Those guns don’t have a proper home now. Thanks, Obama.

I was too busy thinking about the drugs.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE GUNS?

1984

Yes, you feel like the only one going through that stuff, it is good and sad at the same time to know you are not the only one, good because you do not feel crazy anymore and sad because no one should experience this.

Child brides ARE rape victims. Call a spade a spade.

I know this isn’t a really popular opinion outside of radical feminism but I think there should be a conversation about how early exposure to porn influences the way men see women. Namely, porn tends to treat female actresses like objects. I remember reading an article by a former porn actress who admitted that there…