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For reals. It kind of annoys me how Kristen has been labeled the crazy cheating whore (although half of that descriptor is right) and Sandoval performs angel/victim all the time when he was cheating and lying just as much as Kristen. And he probably did cheat on Arianna with Miami Girl, too!

I had a habit as a young drunk woman where I would “take breaks” from drinking. They were normally a few days or a week, the longest was a month. No one ever questioned them, everyone around me understood the “I am taking a break to give me body a rest” reason. Some people also assumed I was taking a break because I

As long as that omelette gets labeled, you’re in.

I hate this kind of ‘pro-women’ bullshit because if you spend that much time looking down on other women, you aren’t pro anybody. Not every woman can or wants to be pregnant, not every woman can or wants to breast feed, nobody needs to love their period...feminine hygiene products makes having a life possible, why the

“I can’t work on my moon”

Yeah, let’s call it Bad-Ass Ladies Stone-Age Survival Camp. We’ll forage and ferment and maybe get to fight a bear to the death or something.

Where I’m from if I don’t like the way a movie looks, I don’t go see it. I hope they offer you the same freedom where you live. Good luck!

If I were her I would have bought a pregnancy belly and just occasionally step out wearing it to fuck with them.

As much as I am annoyed by Aniston’s continued unearned presence in the public eye (though she seems likeable enough), I’ve got to give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. While a pregnancy and natural birth, though probably still possible, is not likely, she may be thinking of adoption. I mean, she didn’t say,

Agreed, it is none of our fucking business. She can adopt twice as many kids as Brangelina or she can drink wine, raise goats, and travel the world with her hot husband. Or some combination thereof. Live your best life, Jen!

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and

The way Vicki left after watching Brianna break down from being overwhelmed, in pain and exhausted was brutally cold. Brutally cold.

well thats a broad statement

yoo tammy is the devil walking on earth but she has been looking AMAZING in her interviews

LOL michael- i read he wont give vicki his address lololol

No, I think Brianna is legit sick- she had her thyroid removed a few seasons back and she’s talked about struggling with her health.

Kelly is fucking nuts! Like above and beyond normal housewives narcissism. They really veered into Danielle Staub territory with that one. I don’t see her sticking around for another season. (Same goes for Meghan—god that giving-herself-a-shot monologue last night was horrible.)

Apparently the llamas heard about all the drugs at the Tour de France and decided they wanted to check out the scene. The only hope for the race is for them to decide it’s gotten too mainstream and isn’t worth their time.

You know what I like about this? This donut licker has much bigger balls than I gave her credit for.

Or what one of my ex’s would do: