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I’m super late to the party but I’m an early grey girl and have been growing out my silver the last several months. My go to to blend out that super weird ash brown and silver/warm brown with blond highlights has been braiding. Specifically I braid my sides back at an angle to grab as many random colors as possible.

Jia Tolentino did a post a week or two ago on going blonde and maintenance. She lists the products she uses to keep it ash-toned, and stop the orange/yellow.

Clairol Shimmer Lights shampoo (the blue one). You can also apply straight toner (no bleach) with violet undertones or that is a neutral blonde shade.

That is so very awesome!! I’m glad for you!

I feel like I’m a complete loser?! Everyone I know on Facebook, Instagram friends and in real life has plans this weekend. All I see are lake houses etc. I’m doing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL, all weekend.

Support request: I have mentioned in some posts that I am a lawyer and in others that I represent some women inmates in our state’s women’s prison. These women were abused by a guard while the guard who was his partner acted as a look out. The abuse ranged from relatively minor (in a legal sense — name calling) to the

Drink vodka. More booze, fewer calories. ;p

Still wanting to die, but alive after the death of my boyfriend. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes.

Thanks for the reminder that 12 year old me had truly terrible taste in guys. I had a crush on Johnny Depp, Kirk Cameron, and a classmate that went to work at a hedge fund and helped break the economy.

There’s been so much press and criticism about Amber Herd asking Johnny Depp for 50k a month in support - 50k is literally 0.00025% of what he made in 2015. It is like asking for $37.50 a month from someone who makes $150k / year.

We have been ignoring him for a long time in the UK and I promise you, you will not regret this path.

I feel like maybe Mr. Ali deserved his own post not just an item on dirtbag?

Muhammad Ali’s death has no place in a dirt bag.

Do nothing but report on Housewives shows every hour on the hour for ever great thanks

I am almost completely incapable of blurbing these basket cases. I find them endlessly fascinating.

I’m an adult and my mom still threatens to make me walk the rest of the way to wherever if I’m being bitchy in the car with her. But she never actually did.

My absolute favorite part of the show:

"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."

The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.

This episode was amazing! The sheer insanity of the day drinking and fighting. Then Sonja’s random vagina procedure...too much. I cannot wait until next week!