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Oh, thank god, not just me. I actually had a response typed out then I re-read their comment, and I was like, ‘wait, I don’t think I get what this comment is saying’.

I don't get it either. Yesterday Hoyo Afrika posted on another thread, talking about double standards in the media with Rihanna and Amber Heard. I didn't get it then and still don't get it. But I would be happy to be enlightened.

Absolutely. I have unfortunately far too much experience with DV and it always involved a drunk.

You have to have at least 20 pieces of flair at all times

Ethnic flare?

Meh, I don’t like either of them but Amber is young and shouldn’t waste any more of her life and youth on this drunk mess.

You’re a good parent. I was too immature for school my first time around and got compounded by a rough breakup that left me in a really bad place. Moved home, got my mind right and when I tried to go back to just community college to start rehabbing my transcripts, my parents told me to eat shit.

I’m 35 and sometimes get lumped in (when they say “born in 1980 or later”) and I just don’t see it either. I think a big distinction is growing up pre-internet/ post-internet.

Living with your family was completely normal before the baby boomers were all like this isn't American we need to spend spend spend everyone in their own 2.5 bedroom with vinyl siding!

They’re soap operas. But with better scripts and Twitter.

Replace....

I do a Teresa Giudice table flip at least once a day in my head.

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he

Personally, I think we all need to start wearing hoola hoops to institute mandatory no-touch personal zones.

Or still photography. She always looks like she’s 45 year old woman trying to look like a teenager & wearing way too much makeup for someone so young. I say this as a 45 year old woman that regularly tries to look like a teenager.

you win

What if they got a new toaster and threw out a perfectly good one? When I lived in a swanky neighborhood, people put out perfectly lovely and functional stuff when they upgraded or redecorated. I scored a 3' x 3' butcher block, a pair of le creuset pots, and a pretty wine rack when my neighbor redid her kitchen.

Oh, Kylie.

American Horror Story: Calabasas

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.