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Having a camera and being able to point the lens at things does not make you a professional photographer. It makes you a person holding a camera.

True story: my uncle’s ex, who was a Dallasite, got up at 4am every morning to do her hair and makeup. She didn’t have to be at work until 9.

At first I had a little sympathy for her because being cheated on sucks, but I have now gone back to not giving a shit about either one of them.

Is he also casually chatting on his cell phone while cooking? I like his style.

Thank you. She had been really nice and she basically dropped my all of the sudden. I’m also very socially isolated so it is not like I have a lot of other options for socialization.

For me, I like the blog, Unfuckyourhabitat. It really motivates me to do cleaning things, and it is amazing. My parents were mild hoarders and they were terrible housekeepers, so housekeeping is a skill I am learning for myself now.

2015 was a terrible year for me. I found myself in a new work environment that is incredibly toxic, I had to put my dog down, I got a poor quality tattoo, and I was in a very unhealthy relationship. So I’ve been trying to keep 2016 more stable in an effort to be in a better place emotionally but I’m now at a point

Did she have a brother named Pterodactyl?

I struggle with the idea that apologies have to be accepted. And she’s very very casual about infidelity when she’s the one “infidelling”. I don’t like Ariana per se, but I do kinda get her. She came off like a jerk with the skit comedy thing (it seemed like her snit took a life of its own and she couldn’t pull back.

My husband’s name is Benjamin. Spelled in the classic way. I called Entergy when we moved to New Orleans to set up our utilities account and the woman on the other end asked me “can you spell that?” Me: “It’s Benjamin. Like Benjamin Franklin. You know?” Her “..........can you spell that?” !?!??!??!?!??!??!?!

*why do these two think are better than anyone else on this show? I truly don’t understand.

i cant believe they kept that landon lady she is so boring and terrible

Not pro-life. Not pro-child. Not pro-woman. Not pro-family. Pro-forced birth. Pro-keeping women subservient to men.

Maternity leave has got me so bored sooooo.... This happened.

So today sucks ass. Two of my best friends are on a roadtrip they didn’t invite me on even though they know I would love to go and i’ve been informed that my uncle is losing his battle with leukaemia. I’m pretty much on the verge of tears trying to deal with clients and ignore my coworkers today.

Uhg, Gatsby!

This was Fud in his Marilyn Monroe phase.

If I was traveling alone in a foreign country I would also consider sitting in a women-only car especially if I had been seated in the regular car and someone was making me feel uncomfortable. To me it is almost like having women-only gyms. Does it totally solve sexism and sexual assault? Of course not but it gives us

As a young woman who often travels alone, it admittedly would be nice to have the option. More than once I’ve gotten up and moved on a train because a guy sitting nearby felt creepy to me.