I guffawed.

Nah, I think women Taylor’s age are more likely to have kids in their 20s. As for her career, I personally think she’s solid. Also, it’s obvious by these tabloids themselves that a vast majority of the public wants to see every single woman knocked up, ASAP.

Reminded me of my own sexist father, that’s for sure.

I still have a SCAR from where I was stabbed with a PENCIL in Grade 8 dammit.

I love this SO MUCH.

OMG THE HAIR LENGTH.

From what was explained to me, opiates post-surgery can indeed become addictive, especially if there is a blip in dosing (ie. running out, or not having enough to pay for them, or screwing up doses) which causes the pain to come back. It’s more the fear of pain informing behaviour. You know what I’m saying?

Her ex husband sounds alright, tho

Politely state your disagreement and walk away. Part of evangelistic christianity is evangelizing. She won’t stop. She won’t be fixed. She’ll burn or go harder. Accept you can’t change her any more than she is able to change you.

I’m not convinced of that, but my opinion is based on my own experiences. I was raised in the evangelical church... We learned all about the Holocaust. I was given Anne Frank’s diary to read as a kid...saying that though, it could have been my parents’ doing (they’re old and British and lived through WWII). They never…

I am so sorry!!! :((

But he goes to bed at 8 PM!!! (making a plug for Shannon, here)

My husband is convinced David’s a closet cokehead: ‘his eyes are buggy and his mouth never opens wide enough when he talks’

Not only that, but if you weed is coming from Canada, it is VERY LIKELY still linked to organized crime.

Totally agree.

You have ruined the plot for the Secret Lives of Sheep. I hope you’re happy!

I wish you were my manager. The last place I worked in, the manager was the kind of twit who would phone me on my cellphone (not paid for by the company, btw) if I didn’t answer an email within 15 minutes.

Then I’m a bad person because as soon as I read ‘Dick Tips’ I screamed GUILTY!

Not only that—if he has dementia he wouldn’t be in charge of ordering and paying for the food. No fucking way.

What the FUCK? Do you still speak to her?