There's plenty of santorum on the big screen.  Maybe you haven't been going to the right theaters.

The drummer from The Nazz!  The bassist from Jethro Tull!  The zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The drummer from The Nazz!  The bassist from Jethro Tull!  The zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not Bob Welch! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not Bob Welch! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Argent has some good material as well, and some laughable stuff too ("Uranus, Uranus - cast your spell on me")

Argent has some good material as well, and some laughable stuff too ("Uranus, Uranus - cast your spell on me")

This one hundred times.  I remember listening to it in college and thinking WTF several times.

This one hundred times.  I remember listening to it in college and thinking WTF several times.

Cannot like this enough.  Stealing the wife of the friend who saved you from suicide: classic Billy Joel.

Cannot like this enough.  Stealing the wife of the friend who saved you from suicide: classic Billy Joel.

I think Gilmour's "Fat Old Sun" is the only song that is worth keeping on that album.

I think Gilmour's "Fat Old Sun" is the only song that is worth keeping on that album.

Also, Aerosmith on "Dream On"

Also, Aerosmith on "Dream On"

I don't think Rock Bottom is prog. 

I don't think Rock Bottom is prog. 

It's all about Star Cops and Otherworld.

This brings a whole new meaning to The Great Gatsby.

This brings a whole new meaning to The Great Gatsby.