Why, Rand, was it you?

Serious Question
I saw a guy wearing an AVC Firsties* shirt in a thrift store yesterday. Is it appropriate to tell him to die in a tire fire and/or get canceraids?

Good choices
Maybe I'll remember to read and participate this time.

OK, as someone who waded through The Savage Detectives, this is my new favorite gimmick poster.

What about Southland Tales?
Although that would require figuring out what the hell is going on.

Better or Worse
than the Doctor Who knockoff videos called The Stranger? Those looked like they broke into an abandoned film studio for production.

Hell yes
The Orpheum in Madison would also make a great location for this.

Yeah, the first Season of Babylon 5 is pretty bad, mainly because Michael O'Hare has no emotions.

Yeah, both of those are on my list of WTF movies to watch.

This is an outrage
I want The Rabbit Factory to either be a remake of the Jim Carrey series The Duck Factory, or a comedy about a massive Pet n Show rabbit breeding facility.

Yeah, boo. I was hoping for Zero Effect as well.

Yeah my memory confused sunglasses for a mustache. Good thing I don't have any police lineups to do today.

Jeff Goldblum
No love for his mustache and tricked out motorcycle?

Sounds like a good way to get him off the case
I call bullshit.

Yeah, where's my NAZARETH?

I, for one, enjoy the hell out of these posts.

I feel like this may have been unplanned, or actually supposed to be a promo interview for something else. (Or he was just around when they talked to his chick). You'll notice it appears the movies discussed are taken from what Dano says; usually it appears that the interviewer explicitly asks about them.

This would make a good Inventory. On a related note: it seems like every minor US entanglement gets a movie, but is there one about the invasion of Panama?

Baby of Macon
Well, now I know why it never got released in the US. Ugh.

I thought he quit the Blues Project. What else did he get canned from other than BS&T?