I would add a third: the visitors in a strange envirnoment. Think Lost in Space or Earth 2.

We are the Conan O'Brien Appreciation Society
God Bless the Tonight Show, and all those ever watched one.

This needs to be in an AV Club Book
Hell, it pretty much IS an AV Club book. I bet it took you this long to transcribe it. Excellent, drunken work.

Jesus, you're greedy Jay - did you have to dump secondsies and thirdsies into your post as well? Was being first not good enough for you?

One from the Heart is pretty good, too, even if it did bankrupt him.

Rocky Rococo's, anyone?
A friend of mine swears by it, and makes a pilgrimage every time he visits his parents.

I recently felt old when I recognized the grandfather from M3S in Viva Las Vegas, and announced it to my friends.

What about a miniseries about the Canadian Bricklin scandal? Failed automobile + government corruption in New Brunswick! A sure-fire winner!

I wish the project much success, as it will benefit my previously made XXX movie about President Warren G. Hardon and "drilling for oil".

Nabin, please
What other movie has a crime boss forcing his misbehaving lackey to sit at the kids table?

Speaking of dead
Is Jay Reatard dead?

Oh yeah, that's the solution
Jay Leno is a great white whale, so why not capsize your entire lineup to hold onto him.

I have a VCR, which I'll occasionally use to watch things unavailable on DVD, like Peter Greenaway films.

Wow, there must be a story behind this. Plus, failed JOHNsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to write an esthetic validity of marriage.

I hope it's called
The Illness.

In the future, all feces are Taco Bell shaped.

So we know what Heat Vision says
What about Jack?

A comment as intelligent as his show:
I wonder what Dunham in?

I was thinking of suck being the amount of suck, but for the pedants, you make it 1/|x|.

Here's the rating: 1/X
As X approaches infinite suck.