So I’m a chef and I’m hyper vigilant about adding ingredients that will negatively impact either the function or overall taste of a dish (no matter what the health benefits). That said, cricket flour is what I would describe as “earthy” or “nutty” in flavor. So I put it in dishes where the other flavor profiles will…

Seriously, they’re an amazing source of protein that could feed a lot of people in areas with insecure sources of water. I have a bag of cricket flour and it can easily be added as a protein booster into loads of different foods.

What’s the difference between a Republican and a Saltine cracker?

My husband works for a tech company that does considerable business with a large foreign manufacturer. This manufacturer is building a factory in the Midwest, a fact which Trump constantly points to as proof of his stellar business acumen. But as we all know, that company has been given such ludicrous tax…

That was my exact thought.  Pruning broccoli that has just been planted seems ill advised.  Melania and Roy Moore should team up for a riding and gardening variety show.

“I still support the railing system!”

Seriously, kill it with fire.  Alberta and Saskatchewan are watching...

I don’t think that’s a theory, I’m thinking that’s the actual reason.

What exactly is going on in Ohio that they have legislation that protects a stripper’s right to have family members as patrons? Do strippers’ sisters regularly come in for lap dances? Do the non-family members have to pay extra to watch? Or is this intended for the unfortunate stripper who can’t get a babysitter…

I lost my first child and when I was pregnant with my second, every twitch, every hint of bleeding sent me into a panic. I had one major scare during my second pregnancy and I drove like mad to the ER and begged to be seen. They were wonderful and immediately took me for an ultrasound and showed me my daughter…

Oh, the military. Where being willing to literally sacrifice your life for the people who shit a brick when an athlete takes a knee, finally buys you something resembling personhood. Just be sure to not act too...you know “black”.

I’ve mentioned these people multiple times before, but we’re actively dealing with this situation with my husband’s old friend the Border Patrol agent at the moment. He planned a trip to visit us as soon as we bought our house at the end of last year. He’s scheduled to arrive shortly and for some time now my…

I agree. I was talking to my mother about why my husband and I no longer have a real relationship with his family. I told her “At this point, the things that make us different are more important than the things we still have in common.”

Having been one of those three Hispanics that lived in Montana I can vouch for the accuracy of this statement. Oh and two of us lived in Bozeman and the other lived in Billings, so basically nowhere near Great Falls and these concerned Americans. Sounds like they’ve been talking to a relative of mine who, no lie,…

I can only speak for the few Border Patrol agents that I know, but my husband’s old friend is a miserable alcoholic who makes dubious disability claims and constantly buys new trucks to stave off the utter blackness that is his soul. His wife is a Mexican who uses only uses racial slurs to describe Hondurans and…

Definitely the internationals.  These tragic mediocre people want their ethnics  to be mowing the lawn or serving sweet and sour pork.  Sooner or later they’ll realize that we have a solid upper middle class emanating from the Asian continent and they’ll get jealous.  

Does anyone know offhand if you can bail a random person out of ICE detention if bail has been set? A few locals and I were talking at the rally today and we were wondering if we could pool resources, bail someone out, and perhaps provide a place to stay. Anyone know if this is even possible?

Well done! The rest of the world needs to step up and stand against this bully administration. Treat them like the pariahs that they are. It’s time for more responsible members of the global community to drive the conversation. And hopefully we learn that you can’t just expect any one nation to be some global…

I actually got a good laugh out of that part of the story.  When you go to the trouble of burning off your own fingerprints, but have never considered the .08 seconds it took them to plug your dumb ass in a computer...

No, no it was a “mentally ill”. Trust me, they do this shit all the time.