Not necessarily low intelligence, but there is definitely a correlation between low-education and low-income, as better educated people can get better jobs. Much of the predatory business ecosystem for the poor depends on their innumeracy. Besides Dollar stores, there are those awful “Checks Cashed”, “Payday Loans”,…

NDAs shouldn’t be legal. Should just be called Capitalist Protection Plans.

I cast a protective spell to make you forever immune to canceraids, with the help of my assistant, you guessed it... Frank Stallone.

I have to say, neither Snyder nor Whedon have done much to endear me to them. It’s like... whoever “wins,” I lose.

This is a weirdly callous way to say this. I’m not a fan of it.

Just because you were in a coma when Sexx Laws was everywhere doesn’t mean Sexx Laws wasn’t literally everywhere.

To paraphrase Hank Hill, “you’re not making Christianity better, you’re making comedy worse!”

I so rarely get to talk to anyone who gives a hoot about projection.

I’ll admit this one got me to laugh. Only took a year or two. It’s great.

You’re a MONSTER!

Make Mine Pan & Scan!

I used to work in a theater back in the late ‘90s when movies still showed up on reels of film that had to be spliced together. What’s it like now? Does the movie just show up on one disc?  Does the theater download a digital file? Just curious.

Filmmaker here. You’re doing god’s work.

I assume that before you turned pro you were an amateur so you could compete in the Olympics right?

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

Fuck this shit. Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!

311 was an INSIDE JOB.

Investigate 311

My 4 y/o would be buddies with yours! During our first family viewing of Home Alone last night, she kept exclaiming, as Kevin set his traps, “That’s a really good idea!”