Just put on a belt, and quit embarrassing yourself already.

The only reason not to wear a belt with jeans is if you’re also not wearing shoes. Which...hillbilly shit.

If there are loops on your pants, wear a fuckin’ belt. It looks ridiculous if you don’t.

You probably have to be a classless hillbilly to take something like wearing a belt with jeans and make it into some sort of masculine issue.

What the fuck kind of comment is this? Jeans take a fuckin’ belt, and that’s all there is to it. Even if it’s just to fill the loops, wear a goddamn belt. No belt is some classless hillbilly shit.

He and his urinal neighbor are both belt-less with jeans, wtf.

“It’s really hard for a lot of conservative women to contemplate the idea of feminism because it’s been so owned by liberal democrats pushing very progressive policy ideas,”

Secretary Bird or GTFO.

I’m pretty sure Jen Kirkman explicitly denied that it was about CK, which seems like a big omission considering how pissed she was at you all for tying her to CK in the first place.

Ok. You completely miss the point of movies, articles and comments. I actually feel bad for you as I know you feel shame and embarrassment for this poor excuse of a career.

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

THATS FUCKING RIGHT LETS GO HEAT

Thank you. I just got a brand new Word Salad Shooter and I wanted to see how it worked.

it was clear you were a bulls fan from the statement “playing the most efficient ball of his career, save the MVP campaign”

Shorter Sen. Graham, “Donald Trump is insane and ruining my party and this country, and I’d prefer he pick the next Supreme Court nominee than the President.”

Thank you. Fuck this guy.

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, today made this statement on President Obama’s Supreme Court nomination.

I can see that. She's an accomplished and also attractive woman. I don't think he can handle that.

I think there is something weird and psychosexual in his inability to take criticism from her. He cannot abide her not liking him - her dissent. At first, it seemed like the usual politician versus pesky reporter war, but it’s not. There’s something about her being female that he cannot stand.