Post here if you not only married Tharja in Awakening, but also exclusively play as Lucina in Tharja colors in Smash Bros.

The message is clear — stay focused on the task at hand, and don't screw around.

...cause you're an idiot.

We will never get that nipslip...

You won't be able to customize your characters, unfortunately.

A million deaths are not enough to make a purple engram drop.

... Did you just reply to yourself and star your own comment?

(It's a joke.)

This is why we need less men.

This is your friendly reminder that youtube comparison videos are not an accurate representation of a game running live or even captured with less video compression/higher bitrate. Also, nitpicking about this stuff is silly. Games look better on the new consoles compared to last gen and the same games will (usually)…

Got a little misty eyed there.

The only reason my computer would weep is because of the ending. Hey-oh!

if i'm gonna play a game that allows me to use the female gender. Definitely will choose female every time because i'm not looking at man butt for the next ~30 hrs..... don't judge me. ._.

This is going to offend peoples eyes regardless...

Are people still on the rape (it wasn't, she consented the whole way) thing ? Seriously the world seems to be getting more touchy and emotional by the day.

Usually, the worst you can expect a Call of Duty opponent to do is to be a little salty after losing a match—maybe they'll curse a little, maybe they'll rate you badly on Xbox Live or something. But calling a SWAT team on you? Dang, bro.

Solid dating advice from a happily married geek: