[Actually off-topic, but I need to tell someone about this.] Last night I dreamed I was walking down a sidewalk in New York City with Donald Trump. (Disclosure: I have never taken hydroxychloroquine, and I haven’t been to NYC in years. I’m not even American.) He kept asking me a question that I thought was something…

You know that hasn’t happened in years, at least not with her. 

He’s gonna say he was joking. In the meantime (and what better time to make jokes when you’re nearly 30 9/11s in) people who trust him and will vote for him will take it and die because of this broken, horrible man.

My assumption was that he has a stake in whatever company that makes it, is mad that it’s not a viable treatment, and is now saying he’s taking it so the rubes buy it.

“Blistering, peeling, loosening of the skin; decreased urination; defective color vision; diarrhea; difficulty breathing; feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior; feeling that others can hear your thoughts; feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there; inability to move the eyes;…

I’m gonna go with he thinks he’s taking it but it’s a box of tic tacs with “HYDROCKSYCLOROKWIN” written on it in Sharpie.

“Side effects: loosening of the skin; difficulty breathing; large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs; noisy breathing; red irritated eyes; severe mood or mental changes; sticking out of the tongue; trouble with breathing, speaking, or swallowing; unusual…

::3 days from now:: “I never said I was taking it! Who says I said I was taking it?! The Fake News Media!”

$50 says he’s lying about taking it, just like he lies about everything else. 

Hydroxychloroquine may give him angina, but not “feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior; feeling that others can hear your thoughts; feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there" - those he's already got from snorting Adderall for twenty years.

I like to give these folks my favorite set of number-pairs...not that it actually helps...

It says a lot that I was actually relieved they weren’t shots of her dead body.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but also isn’t eating on the subway mostly verboten? And the privilege of straight up wasting a box of cereal and a gallon of milk is infuriating. 

Do you think I could get TikTok famous simply by tracking down TikTok douchebags and tazing them?

And it’s sugar-y milk so it has to be cleaned up property to avoid stickiness or dank smell from spoilt milk. Fuuuuuck this asshole with a salted cactus.

“People started staring at me, but I just assumed everyone recognized me because of my OnlyFans.”

What. An. Asshole. I hope the MTA sends him a bill for the cleanup and bans him for life.

Ahh to be able to go through life with the confidence of a mediocre white guy.

What a fucking prick. Look at those people- they have to wear masks to ride the subway, everyone is stressed out, anxious, scared and many of those riders look to be in an age group where they likely have genuine concern about their health and survival. And this dude comes along with this “prank”. Somebody should have…