The current writers are terrible. Maybe this will be watchable now. 

I’ve seen a few in the metro Nashville area. Pretty neat looking and MUCH quieter.

I'd like to see a 40k mile review on one of these first. Plus, I need a rundown of its quirks and features. DOUG!

I live in Tennessee. You’re being extremely dramatic about everyone here being obese. Is there an issue here? Sure. But everyone here is not morbidly obese. You were not the only skinny person in a store. Typical Californian smugness. See I can make untrue generalizations too!

I miss my 04 Forester XT pretty bad. It was way more fun than it looked and embarassed a lot of people in it. When it came out, there was only 1 car as quick from 0-30 (big number I know), and that was the Ferarri Enzo. Also, anything you could mod on a WRX or STI, you could do the same to this. And then there’s this. 

Subaru Outback or Forester. For a family of 3, they're not huge, but are packaged well enough inside to be comfortable, even packed full. Decent offroad for camping excursions and not bad on gas. I've had coupes, hatchbacks, trucks, midsized sedans, full size sedans, wagons and SUVs, so a little bit of everything. The…

You're not going to have near the space that this van will have though. That's one of its big draws.

It’s not like Lexus GX460s aren't reliable. Probably one of the most old school new cars you can get. One of the reasons we ordered one earlier this year. 

There are more guns than there are people in this country. Pandoras Box was kicked open a long time ago. Guns aren’t going anywhere, even if they are ever banned. Illegal guns will still be used to kill and we need to get to the bottom of why people feel the need to take a life, especially over a dice game.

I'd be willing to bet that those who are going to murder someone over a dice game don't really give a shit over the legality of carrying guns.

Exactly. Jalopnik is about celebrating vehicles of all types. Instead it's become a place for people to shit all over them because of their perceptions on who owns them, no matter how awesome the vehicle is. We need to bring the focus back to the joy of vehicles, not who may buy them and what their political views are.

I didn’t realize that jalopnik was so full of commenters who just hate fun. Apparently if you like this truck, you’re now a small dicked earth killer. Can’t possibly be because it’s a hilariously over the top trophy truck for the street. Heaven forbid we enjoy something instead of feeling outraged these days.

And you got that from what I said? 

So just don’t worry about them if you can legally get an abortion?

Relying on abortions because you don’t want to wear condoms is a weird thing to do. 

I’m white and the first and only time I’ve heard about anyone being devastated is here on The Root. 

I mean he drove on gravel...

Probably no booms, just a mess.

Using a nuke as a display is pointless. We already know they have them. All this would do is make things even more difficult for him. But then again, he hasn't really proved to be a rational thinker.

I said I can find humor in the irony of what he does as a profession of harassing people and being suspicious. I never once said, nor inferred that he should be harrassed based on his skin color, in fact I said that I believe his claims. You’re making something out of nothing that I said.