yeah it smells nothing like wet earth. it barely smells floral. i love it and wear it but it’s not a nature based scent. plus i hate her. just like really irrationally hate her.

I don’t have sex dreams that often, but when I do 99% of the time I’m spending the whole dream trying to find a private place to fuck. The whole dream I’m seriously horny, and every time I drag faceless-man into a closet or a bathroom, someone I know interrupts.

And a couple more short ones, just because the plethora of weird sex dreams I have could become a novel.

1) I was fucked by the entire cast of Magic Mike on the floor while surrounded by the entirety of my male friend group from college (15+guys).

My sister was eating me out.