.........lol..........being from North Carolina, and having done my obligatory year in Flo-Rida (the nice part, on the Panhandle, of course.......not like those Heathens in the Long Part of Florida).........I survived, and am safely ensconced in Santa Cruz, Beautiful California, where recreational weed will be LEGAL…

that makes me so hot................would love to have you

.............There is a fascinating episode of “Raiders of the Lost Art” about this heist...............................I still can’t get over the Vermeer...........

..........No, the Tragedy is that someone actually got away with a Vermeer.................I would kill for a Vermeer...........

...........you know, it takes the End of the Year to realize Just How Much I’ve relied on Jez for the past year..............Once Gawker ended, I felt rudderless...........as an abused gay man, I didn’t know if a female site would really fit, but I am SO HAPPY that I got to spend this past year with all the people on…

.............Thank You for Sharing that.................We ALL Know What It’s Like...................Merry Christmas, and Happy 2018!..............

...................I’m GLAD that you have your Husband & Cats (Not that you need a Man).............I’m from a family of roughly 60 people................and they are ALL LEFT BEHIND on the East Coast......................I’m in Santa Cruz and LOVING that I did not have any Christmas Drama!.................

.............lol...........I am LOVING you people!..............

GOLD!...............Ruth Buzzy.................

.................I’m so Happy to read Happy Posts like this! Especially on Christmas Day!...............Thanx!.............

............because #WomenAreToBlameForEverything............Hillary was personally behind the explosion of the Hindenburg..............

..............lol.......I can’t believe your screen name is “Pearl Lester”..........one final Laugh for Christmas Day!...............

.......Thank You for This!............of course, you’re going to be lambasted for sayin This Obvious Truth............but, hey, it’s Christmas.....

...........Mo’Nique will be played by Emma Stone in the Lifetime biography.......

..............Thank You!...........It sometimes seems to me that we’re only calling out each other, instead of the filth we should be calling out (Looking at you, Political Class)..........

Thank You. That means a LOT, especially Today. Merry Christmas to You and ALL THE JEZZIES. Love, the Pence Brood...............lol..............

..............do you know how long it’s been since I was last properly “chuffed”?.............

lol.........girl, I just can’t.............lol..................cry...................

.....except, you know, we can’t actually have a woman in the white house.....

......Mo’Nique IS Det. John McClane!