“Like bedbugs on your wedding day”

She should know that in 2019 it’s totally unacceptable, in the eyes of the GOP, for someone running for city government to say these kind of horrible racist things.

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

Oddly enough I suspect Grigson did his part to keep his local Applebees in business.

And it just reaffirms what I would be thinking if I were Luck: I’ve gotten plenty of money, I’m a smart dude who has interests outside of football, and the NFL/Colts/Indy are such a trifecta of toxicity that I’m better off exchanging CTE and more money for lots of money and some sweet, sweet travel.

If I were Luck, I’d…

I studied abroad in the spring of 2009, and found myself in a pub a 1/4 mile from Old Trafford, on March the 14th, the day of the Manchester Massacre. I didn’t have a dog in the fight, but just wanted to experience watching a game in a pub. I was never so glad to be a neutral, as one positive word for Liverpool that…

Sucks that you won’t be here anymore, washing away the Marchman stank, I’ve followed on Twitter and look forward to seeing what you get up to.

It is bad that you are leaving. Like the A’s, I am not a fan of that.

Fuck Spanfeller. 

Hey Jimbo, in the off-chance you actually read this site or have the slightest grasp of what has made it popular, it is definitely not “sticking to sports,” as you’ve apparently told the staff based on The Daily Beast article linked above, you fucking donut. That would be like buying the Food Network and telling them…

It started with her saying it’d be a nice thing for me to do for her going-away.

Dear Deadspin Readers! On a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being “agree” and 5 being “strongly agree,” Do you believe Deputy Editor Barry Petchesky, noted loyalist to recently disgraced Editor-in-Chief and noted pancake loather Megan Greenwell, has demonstrated an acute lack of journalistic objectivity with the flippant,…

You can just click the “play” button on this highlight video and admire one sports man sending a whole bunch of opposing sports men to sports hell.

Meanwhile, Old Man Rooney has developed a case of senioritis and got sent off in the 1st half today. He might very well get drunk and arrested on every team flight the rest of the year. Ole Kamara’s goal was nice, though.

“What’s the difference?” —Queen Victoria

Dana White: This is absolutely disgusting and horrific. It’s not what the UFC is about and it’s not what I, as the President of this organization, am about. That man at the bar was rude and disrespectful. You wanna be a fucking pussy asshole at a bar, do it at fucking home. That guy is finished in the UFC. You’ll…

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

That headline, fortunately, is much worse than the thesis of the article (which is that teams are looking ahead to who are going to be the billpayers and sponsors of tomorrow, and allegedly planning ahead).

The most embarrassing aspect of this is he was actually taking the League Cup seriously. It’s like getting a red card after the end of the indoor co-ed rec game.

He declined to go to the strip club with her - the pantsing happened in public at a roller rink during someone’s birthday party. Reading comprehension, bruh.