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It’s more like if someone cribbed another comedian’s voice but delivered the punchlines poorly. The style is the same but the result misses what made the original work.

try and draw the mona lisa. Go ahead, I will wait. Does it look like you tried to draw the mon lisa? Can you kind of tell that is what you tried to do? is it still shit? Do you now understand the concept of attempting to copy someone, and doing an obvious, but poor job of it, or are you still gonna be obtuse?

Not only did he bite, but he bit poorly. What is there to not understand?

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This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

So your solution is to have a drunken, profane, loud, belligerent man AND a shrieker?

Kick out both and then everyone can enjoy the game.

LOL, I believed all that until you got to the last one!

Not whiter, though.

Juliet: What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...

A Trump supporter with thin skin and a penchant for not shutting the fuck up on Twitter. What a surprise!

I fully expect his employers to put a stop to this and punish him appropriately. They are an upstanding organization who has a well documented history of rebuking offensive and immature behavior, be it in word, image or deed. One can always trust them to do what is right, not because they stand to gain, but because it

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

“Wow, that sure is funny! Please keep reading tweets out loud to me as I am very interested in them!”

Counterpoint: kickers add drama to the game.

They also forgot they had a geriatric whale as a place kicker and were shockingly unprepared when he injured himself during a rare moment of actual physical activity…

Because it’s the same exact thing they’ve been doing for a good five years.

I read the criticism as a lack of situational awareness by the OC. His numbers probably go down if they throw more, but why continue to call predictable run plays when they don’t work against a great run team. Why not call plays that put the ball in the hands of your best player?

“Oh, now we’re running?!” -Marshawn Lynch

This is what the Seahawks ALWAYS do.