It’s actually Shit Towne

Don’t act like you don’t know it bro 

The club issued a confusing statement, blaming the mix-up on “a person who has been experiencing severe personal difficulties unbeknownst to any other members of the club.”

Thank god there are crazy, enraged white guys defending A&M’s football honor. That was one thing the school was lacking before Jimbo showed up with his family.

My take: necessary evil given the current market and the changes coming to the industry soon, but still sucks for workers. 

there was something wrong with the stern, and it was filling up with water in the middle of the night

I’d imagine once they open the door, some water might get into the ship.

Only a few more years down there and it might be rusty enough to qualify as David Tracy’s next project.

I know what Ive got. NO LOWBALLERS!

OH CANADA!!!!!

free healthcare and Cheap sports cars!!!!!!!!

I love my country!

I scrolled down here to say this because it’s not a widely known rule on onside kicks, good job knowledgable commentariat!

Two words why your onside kick plan won’t work. Fair catch. You can call a fair catch on any free kick. You have to give the opponent a chance to catch the ball if it’s in the air, and even a high pop-up that travels 10 yards isn’t much of a challenge for the hands team. I suppose they could still drop it, but a…

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

Wait, an Audi made a quick u-turn without understeering into the opposite curb?

“He was essentially [saying] that being condescended to was part of the job, while being condescending,”

So the general consensus is that last night’s game was incredibly fun and exciting and the greatest game ever played since the last greatest game ever played, blah blah blah. Personally, I don’t enjoy a game that feels like the outcome will be decided by whichever team gets the ball last and barring injury everything…

Why the fuck is Sean Payton happy with the result of that game? Why the fuck would any Saints fan- let alone their fucking coach- be rooting for the Rams to keep pace?

“Me And My Boy Snuck Into The Greatest Football Game Ever Played”

You read from an odd position. 

By the end of the season, my pasty ass is going to need sunscreen to read Raiders posts.