The USMNT wouldn’t even have been able to make it out alive.

Wallabobby Knight.

I have ZERO sympathy for most farmers.

Over the San Bernadino Mountains.

At least he didn't take a knee. Then they'd really have to bring the hammer down.

Orrrr, maybe 3 games for groping someone seems like a slap on the wrist, especially when compared to one of the more notable suspensions in the league?

Like a country of 300 million getting punted by a country of less than 5, from qualifying.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Not late to anything, you turkey. We had our first full review a year ago: https://jalopnik.com/the-2018-honda-civic-type-r-is-a-beast-but-you-wont-for-1796079078

Before we get into the whole “ugh, soccer is the worrrrst!,” just know that fucking everybody hates Pepe.

I don’t think anyone is making that claim. Soccer is what it is. Hockey is what it is. Totally cool if you don’t like it because of the flopping, which there is certainly a lot of, but that doesn’t mean everything is flopping.

The real heroes are on the internet questioning the toughness of the players.

Oh look, the “soccer players are soft” guy has logged on.

You do realize that your implication here is that Niang decided to act himself out of the game so that Senegal would have to play one man down for that time? Which, you know, ain’t exactly tactical mastery?

Me, when I found out he died, knowing full well how much of disgusting human he was:

Summer school when you flunked the GED exam.

He delivered the opening speech for Trump at his rally in Spokane in summer 2016.

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

Tina Belcher wins!