Dating's like editing: gotta do two passes.

Over/under on Jane actually having another song before the show ends?

Yes.

1. Stand on one side of the stage
2. Do a sort of skip-type thing toward center stage
3. Do-si-do with somebody who you've inexplicably made out with recently.
4. Do a skip-type thing toward the opposite end of the stage.

Ditto that.

"If Kurt and Blaine ever do it, I bet they are wearing full body condoms and are actually in separate beds, gesticulating at each other feebly until they both fake their orgasms." This is an incredible, mind-numbingly hilarious sentence.