Look Frank, we all know that little kids will often go through a phase where they have an imaginary friend who they play with, and often that friend will “tell” the child what to do, and it’s all a part of development and creativity and yada yada yada. But we really need to put a stop to letting ostensible adults who…

sending Toronto to either Atlanta or Philadelphia for the franchise’s second conference final ever.

Weird how TFC is going to their second conference final ever yet they played in the MLS cup in both 2016 and 2017 as well.

“...sending Toronto to either Atlanta or Philadelphia for the franchise’s second conference final ever.”

Wouldnt this be TFCs 3rd conference final?

Typical Patriots.  Always ruining a happy ending.

In fairness to Matthew Berry, he really can’t afford for his audience to figure out he has no special knowledge and is basically just guessing at fantasy football like the rest of us. 

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

♪ Cenk Sahin was once on St. Pauli
No, you can’t go play for St. Pauli
Stay a long time gone from St. Pauli
Why did Cenk Sahin get the works?
For supporting war crimes by the Turks ♪

Yes...be very careful of what you say about “black people, minorities, women etc.” in our country.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

I am always curious to know where the line is for people when it comes to being cordial with others.

I’m sure that they wrote an equally strongly worded letter to the children who were abused at Penn State telling them to just think of the school’s reputation.

I know the liberal PC police SJWswill attack me here, but I personally won’t vote for a candidate who refuses to do something about California bordering Mexico. That shit is just unacceptable. Make Ohio do it.

Markus Not Many, my man, my dude, let me lay it out for you, a governor can actually address two issues at once. Addressing NCAA player pay, does not exclude him from “figuring out homelessness.” Just like you can both manage to coach men’s basketball, and find time to make galaxy brain political takes. 

So you guys hate the Yankees for being so committed to winning that they spend a lot of money on it (nevermind that the bulk of their lineup was homegrown and most of the non-Jacoby Elsbury money was spent retaining their guys). You also hate the Rays and Marlins (rightfully) for not at all being committed to winning…

There are an awful lot of sour, sour grapes here. Surprisingly, they make an exquisitely delicious whine.