He took 2 SBs away from the Patriots. AS far as I’m concerned there’s no amount of money he has not earned.

Just one more reason to hate current management: making me side with Mike fucking Francesa.

“Don’t be abjectly terrible” is not exactly a high bar to clear, or an unreasonable benchmark to demand.

I’m guessing it’s one template form you can use for either.

Nah, he’s from Orlando. I’d bet money HE wasn’t the one being called a monkey.

If he’s not wiping his ass with the core before eating it, he’s not yet reached full Tomsula.

Um, this is the Jambooroo.

Let’s not count you out until we see how many players turn him down.

+1 nearby sheriff

I think he’s making fun of Colangelo for implying that he may not take them, when in fact everyone knows he has to. He’s talking tough but has nothing to back it up, which is a condition most definitely in need of fun-making.

Obligatory John Cleese quote:

I am a strong proponent of the genetic theory as well.

There’s this nearly forgotten Peter Sellers vehicle from 1969...

If you haven’t ordered it, it’s not YOUR shawarma.

Ugh. Change Jersey to Connecticut and you just described my cousin.

Yes, I bet this all started when his wife found the pics on his phone.

Tennis is the only sport where the loser of a championship has to stand next to the winner and praise them.

Well, you prepare by procuring a trench coat and drinking 6 gallon bottles of water. Then you go stand on a busy street corner.

Mr. SHough? There’s a Michelle on line 1... says it’s VERY important.

Sadly, this is not even close to the most embarrassing things he’s doing. For that, check out his actual “governing.”