My Grandpa is a New Jersey redneck, which is my way of saying he has a New Jersey accent but is super racist.

If by “it” you mean the evil, kid-raping, murdering clown, then I agree.

Indiana.

Can we please, PLEASE find a new chicken?

FIFA has done that, starting next year I believe. It’s in the new package of rules. I don’t get why, but they’ve done it.

The ultimate irony is Billy and Luis in the break room, constantly bitching about what Spahnfeller is doing to Deadspin.

Not enough Jesus for that

I wanted to say “came for this” but I’m afraid it might be misinterpreted.

Pro tip: use the end key on every Billy article, so as to skip his bullshit writing and head straight down to the juicy, juicy hate in the comments.

infallible

he certainly used a lot of words to say “cheater”

Straw man defeated. Achievement Earned.

They’ll be forced to occasionally sautee stuff.

Also, check your publishing tool, DS, because the article seems to have gotten cropped. I’m missing the 3,000 word hysterics on how VAR is to blame.

I’ve applied for trademark protection on UEFAxit. You’re all too late, suckers!

“I didn’t go to Harvard or one of those Ivy League schools, but that’s not a good thing.”

Hall of Fame reliever Goose Gossage has been complaining...

Hardcore Yankee fan here. So, no one’s going to mention how this is 100% fucking annoying, not to mention scary? It’s insane, serial killer behavior.

I just assume the browns fucked it up, so it made sense to me.

What is this “Italy” of which you speak? Is it similar to Staten island? Do they have pizza and gabbagoo? Is it a magical fairy land across the neverending ocean that surrounds our beloved nation/world?