Glad they’re doing it virtually, so no one can call the police on it.

I feel like there’s a piece of information missing from this story on the bank’s end.

I thought this too, I think it’s a tape of him coaching high school football.

I mean it’s a Trump rally. Celebrating the murder of Jews might be tasteless, but not necessarily inappropriate considering the expected audience.

Tell you what then, when Trump stops being a racist sack of shit, you can come out of jail.

there is no step so narrow, no cliff so steep, no rock so pointy that someone, somewhere won’t think they have the right to COMFORTABLY stand on it.

Yes, this is fucked up. Yes, there’s still problems with the apology. BUT:

When I sat down, he began to have a conversation on what he had done for the black community... 

Or Miles Davis (class of 2006)

I want to believe that David is trolling with that, but the fact that it’s the Mets means I can’t 100% discount it.

Couldn’t you say the same thing about Reyes though?

As they say in Cleveland, too many chiefs, not enough editors.

Why are you so afraid of homosexuality?

To claim that a being that spends a majority of his/her/its waking life with a fist up his/her/its ass does not have a sexual orientation seems... disingenuous.

...yet.

Oh, boo hoo. Hopefully Musk has some $100 bills around to wipe his tears with.

Hader got a standing ovation for being racist and homophobic. Why would he, or anyone around him, waste time hiding his racism/homophobia?

“I thought of this woman, of her strength. And I felt anger.”

I read this whole entire thing, laughing with glee at all the various parts. Then I finished, and as I sat quietly for a few moments a growing uneasiness grew within. I am now suppressing an irresistible urge to check the paneling in my car for hidden cameras. How the fuck do you know, Drew “Person of Interest” Magary?