it's strongly reminiscent of something I've seen an an anime, can't remember which one though

he was probably looking up famous women on the web, got aroused by Justin Bieber, and thought the only way to fix his now realized repressed homosexuality was to off himself. sadsadsad.

holy crap!! Cookie Monster's a werewolf! mind blown.... ಠ▃ಠ

I don't see this going over too well with the Bronies

the only one I like here is Haim, i guess because they have a tegan&sara quality to them.

That's all fine until you find yourself in a situation where the car won't be able to help you and you've suddenly lost all the instincts that kept your ancestors alert enough to live to scare people with their penises in a safer, non-moving environment.

you could easily go the chronological route: