Or, it was a scene in UHF.

That'll be true until Joopsy McCockissticky is the best player on your local NFL or NBA team.

I bet he has a notebook somewhere detailing the 4-5 chords he can play.  That would be awesome to see.

@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus , there are always examples of where it makes sense to offer a la carte TV programming.  There are always examples to champion whatever cause may or may not make sense, regardless of the industry.

Can't really do that.  All those channels are "packaged" because they all have the same parent company.  Lifetime, A&E, History Channel, etc. — all the same parent company.  HGTV, DIY Network, Food Network, Cooking Channel, Travel Channel, etc. — all the same parent company.  Viacom outright owns or has a share of a…

Hickory Dickory Dock, hey, fuck yooooooooo!

@avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus That's about as punk as Devo gets.  My definition doesn't matter at this point.  Lots of guitars and a fast tempo.

I do have an Uncontrollable Urge to disagree.  I don't think many know that Devo was borderline punk.

@avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus And this is why I try. And I try.  And t-t-t-t-try-try.  But I can't no.  No, no, no.  Hey, hey , hey!

But, @avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus , both were acceptable!  By your own admission!  I'm confused now!

Devo's "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" cover is so off-kilter and syncopated that I both love it and hate it.  It's certainly a unique take on a well known song, and it also showcases Devo's abilities as a band to take something pretty simple (the original) and complicate the hell out of it, at least from a timing…

If it helps you, "Golden Lights" is a cover song, originally by Twinkle from 1965.  And Johnny Marr wasn't a big fan of doing it.

Extra chapter and a tacky badge.

Modify the hosts file.  Google "Windows hosts file download" and you'll see what to do.  (The correct link starts with winhelp2002.)  You'll find the latest hosts replacement file.  Backup your original (probably most empty) to something like "hosts-original" and use what's there.

Modify the hosts file.  Google "Windows hosts file download" and you'll see what to do.  (The correct link starts with winhelp2002.)  You'll find the latest hosts replacement file.  Backup your original (probably most empty) to something like "hosts-original" and use what's there.

Or at least turn that frown vertical.

*start falsetto*

Mainly because India Pale Ale tastes like cat spit after the cat vomited after eating a rat that had been dead for a month and also happened to have halitosis.

That's gross, not net.

I think Sims has lost view of the fact that, in the last few seasons, it became a skit show for multiple, very disjointed ideas.  The trick was tying them altogether, however loosely.  Anyone that is a fan of skit shows knows that it's next to impossible for every single skit to be funny, and that tying them together…