My brother’s cat is a lethal predator and also the friendliest cat you’ll ever meet. Whenever I come spend the night at his place the cat comes to find where I’m sleeping and sleep next to me. Except last time, he found me in the guest bed at like 3 am and started doing that kneading thing cats do to blankets, but it…

This whole thing was an elaborate con - now Amazon has tons of data on how much these various municipalities are going to let them get away with as they creep closer and closer to a monopoly. Just as the public was finally starting to get hip to the idea that subsidies for wealthy sports owners’ new stadiums don’t…

Marco Rubio is an embarrassment. He has no actual principles to speak of (as disliked as Ted Cruz is, that can’t be said about him). I 100% believe that if Donald Trump were to abruptly start trashing conservatives tomorrow, Rubio would follow suit without even questioning it and act offended that you wondered what…

A group of 3 of us went to Carnival a month back. We really didn’t know what we were doing, and while our trip wasn’t a bust (it was fun as fuck) it wasn’t as efficient as it should’ve been. Basically, we didn’t really have an idea of the scale of Miami and thought we’d Uber around all weekend. Yeah no. Rent a car. We…

You ever notice that he never actually criticizes Michelle directly? He’s had opportunities to do so and where he never hesitates to go after others directly, he always declines when she comes up. It’s like he’s afraid of her or something.

About 10 years ago I was doing this charity event sponsored by my job where we cleaned up and semi-renovated this old lady’s house, I think it was called Rebuilding Together Baltimore. A couple hours into it someone brought a Black guy over about the same height and weight as me and introduced him as Derrick Mason.…

My high school team’s starting QB could do better for the Bills.

He died in a motorcycle accident last year, unfortunately. Still checks out.

When I first read this I thought she did this after passing the stone and was like “Simone is a badass but that’s not really an accomplishment” since you go back to normal right after you pass it, there’s no pain, none of that. But then I realized she did this *while she still has the stone* and... yeah. That is like…

Driving in Texas on their toll roads is the closest thing I’ve ever experienced in real life to a car chase scene in a Michael Bay movie. I had a rental SUV and was doing about 90 mph (thinking that speed is plenty sufficient without risking a ticket where the speed limit was 80) and people were flying around me like…

Ever since the first stone, every time I have slight indigestion or a fart that takes too long to come out I start freaking out.

This guy sounds like your average run-of-the-mill right-wing commenter you encounter anywhere on the internet.

I had two kidney stones and the first one I was curled up in the fetal position until I got painkillers and I spent the next 48-72 hours at home, and the second one I about had a panic attack when I realized it was another stone and not just gas or a cramp. I hate those things so much. I didn’t even wanna go to work…

I don’t look when I get shots/vaccines, not because I’m scared but just because it never occurs to me to turn my head for that and I don’t see what the point would be. But as far as getting blood drawn, I can’t, the sight of my own blood freaks me out for some reason.

I’m a combat veteran.

You do not get to speak for me, so don’t.

My counter-counter argument to people who use EMT pay as a reason not to raise rages for others: EMTs make low wages in low-tax (usually Republican-controlled) states, so unless that person can show they’ve been petitioning their state and local governments to raise taxes to pay EMTs more, they can sit down and be…

For the football fans out there, Megyn Kelly is the TV pundit’s equivalent of the 2009 Albert Haynesworth contract.

Bears fans were waiting for Trubisky to finally show SOMETHING, and I would’ve been happy if he threw for 200 yards, 2 TDs, and played a clean game in a win. But this was a full-blown, complete ass whipping. I thought the comparisons to Mahomes were unfair, but was also thinking “man, he is never going to have a game…

There were like... 5 separate plays in that game that, had they simply just executed the play, they close the game out. Fuller doesn’t drop his interception, Trubisky doesn’t miss a wide open TD pass on play action, etc. But they didn’t, and a loss is a loss. It just feels worse because of HOW they lost.

I don’t watch many AFC/West Coast games, so I was aware of who Mack was and what he’s capable of, but never watched him play up close. Holy shit, when people talked about his game they weren’t exaggerating. He is to LB/DE what Calvin Johnson was to WRs, essentially invincible.

While this new rule is bullshit, considering one of the main reasons the rule is changed is because Rodgers got hurt again, the fact that it’s so far disproportionately affecting the Packers is honestly really funny to me.