As a non-native Maryland resident, it’s always been pretty easy for me to see right through Ray Lewis’s antics. He’s one of the biggest phonies in recent memory.

They’re never subtle either, like if they could talk it would come out like “Ok enough. Put me down please. Now.”

My cat absolutely won’t let me do this (she’s affectionate towards me but doesn’t like me holding her in general any longer than like 15 seconds before she’s fidgeting for me to let her go). My neighbor’s cat, on the other hand, will flop over and put her front paws on my shoulder to rest and stay like that…

I still don’t know he got away with blaming his wife for that office furniture scandal. That’s some bold new shit I’ve never heard of before.

God I really had no idea Adam Jones had 10-5 rights already - in my head they got him from Seattle, perpetually about 5 years ago and I never mentally update that number. This made me feel old.

God I really had no idea Adam Jones had 10-5 rights already - in my head they got him from Seattle, perpetually about 5 years ago and I never mentally update that number. This made me feel old.

Dinesh D’Souza is a stupid person’s idea of a smart person.

It’s really incredible how much power is packed into her tiny body. She does all these impossible moves, but she makes it look like it’s not even that hard.

I remember when Macy’s dropped her line and her father, as he does, had a temper tantrum about it on Twitter, that it was somehow unfair that people were punishing her for his politics. First off she’s a senior advisor in his administration so she doesn’t get that benefit of the doubt. Secondly, and more to the point,…

The vast, overwhelming majority of these people who make all this noise about the Constitution have never read it, nor would they understand the words in it even if they did. This includes most elected Republicans.

The best part is that he did that *before* he was due for the huge payday he had coming. Just because he’s a devout Christian that don’t mean he can’t count.

The travel ban was changed so much so as to be nearly unrecognizable from its original version. They really just wanted to get something through for the sake of getting it through so they could claim a PR victory even though it wasn’t so much a “Muslim Ban” anymore so much as a “List of Adversarial Countries Carefully…

When I was in high school I always had jobs at a theater (like Broadway-style, not movie theater) starting from 14 because I had a couple of aunts that looked out for me, so I always had money, all I had to do was show up and work - long story short the management company changed and the show’s long run ended so there…

Future is, for whatever reason, the patron saint of fuckboys everywhere. Ciara did absolutely nothing to anyone aside from the fact that she wanted to continue to live her life and be happy with her now-husband, and instead she was turned into an avatar for whiny men who are not big on accountability. Like... to the…

Back in the day, Russians used to put a lot of work into their honey pots, they’d have plastic surgery, form-fitting dresses, expensive lingerie, etc. Now those women are all Instagram models and they just send regular Russian women to do it. Are we just not worth the effort anymore?! :(

Republicans panicked and got him together as soon as he landed (despite the fact that 70% of Republican voters STILL approve of his handling of Russia). I know they don’t believe him, but this still gives them an “out” so they can go back to pretending this is fine while they do nothing, like before.

I’m not the most knowledgeable person about soccer but goddamn is Mbappe a phenom. Dude clearly stands out wherever he is.

Croatia is falling apart now. 4-1. They look demoralized.

Frozen solid. I was wondering what went wrong until they showed it in slow motion, and he saw it was already too late for him to make a move because he was leaning the wrong way.

Pujols in his prime reminded me a lot of Frank Thomas in his prime. Frank had the eye of a leadoff hitter in the body of a #3 hitter. If he didn’t swing, the umpire didn’t call a strike - because Frank Thomas didn’t swing at it - then a couple pitches later he hits a screaming line drive to left that higher than 20…