Dinesh D’Souza is a stupid person’s idea of a smart person.

It’s really incredible how much power is packed into her tiny body. She does all these impossible moves, but she makes it look like it’s not even that hard.

I remember when Macy’s dropped her line and her father, as he does, had a temper tantrum about it on Twitter, that it was somehow unfair that people were punishing her for his politics. First off she’s a senior advisor in his administration so she doesn’t get that benefit of the doubt. Secondly, and more to the point,…

The vast, overwhelming majority of these people who make all this noise about the Constitution have never read it, nor would they understand the words in it even if they did. This includes most elected Republicans.

The best part is that he did that *before* he was due for the huge payday he had coming. Just because he’s a devout Christian that don’t mean he can’t count.

The travel ban was changed so much so as to be nearly unrecognizable from its original version. They really just wanted to get something through for the sake of getting it through so they could claim a PR victory even though it wasn’t so much a “Muslim Ban” anymore so much as a “List of Adversarial Countries Carefully…

When I was in high school I always had jobs at a theater (like Broadway-style, not movie theater) starting from 14 because I had a couple of aunts that looked out for me, so I always had money, all I had to do was show up and work - long story short the management company changed and the show’s long run ended so there…

Future is, for whatever reason, the patron saint of fuckboys everywhere. Ciara did absolutely nothing to anyone aside from the fact that she wanted to continue to live her life and be happy with her now-husband, and instead she was turned into an avatar for whiny men who are not big on accountability. Like... to the…

Back in the day, Russians used to put a lot of work into their honey pots, they’d have plastic surgery, form-fitting dresses, expensive lingerie, etc. Now those women are all Instagram models and they just send regular Russian women to do it. Are we just not worth the effort anymore?! :(

Republicans panicked and got him together as soon as he landed (despite the fact that 70% of Republican voters STILL approve of his handling of Russia). I know they don’t believe him, but this still gives them an “out” so they can go back to pretending this is fine while they do nothing, like before.

I’m not the most knowledgeable person about soccer but goddamn is Mbappe a phenom. Dude clearly stands out wherever he is.

Croatia is falling apart now. 4-1. They look demoralized.

Frozen solid. I was wondering what went wrong until they showed it in slow motion, and he saw it was already too late for him to make a move because he was leaning the wrong way.

Pujols in his prime reminded me a lot of Frank Thomas in his prime. Frank had the eye of a leadoff hitter in the body of a #3 hitter. If he didn’t swing, the umpire didn’t call a strike - because Frank Thomas didn’t swing at it - then a couple pitches later he hits a screaming line drive to left that higher than 20…

There are people who like, or even tolerate, Van Gundy? There are extended periods of time where I’ve muted my broadcast because of him.

Soviet Snowflake has succeeded in making the Eagles popular outside of Philly. This is a genuine accomplishment.

If you’ve ever created a character whose shooting stats are all 99 in 2K, that’s pretty much Steph Curry.

J.R. Smith was trying to find Kyrie Irving.

How she get fired on her day off? ABC got her on tape stealing boxes?

What do you do with an apology from somebody you KNOW doesn’t mean it?