My feelings are kind of hurt over this, lol

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

Manning’s in the phase of his career right now that Kobe was in a couple of years ago (just before Kobe tore his Achilles) - still good, but clearly a shadow of himself when you see past hollow numbers, headed for a steep decline at some imminent point in the near future

Look at all these Cardinals fans suddenly discovering they care about due process - adorable.

I had no idea what Bishop was thinking on this play. This was right after Crawford tried to clear with a Lightning player right next to him. It was like they went out and got drunk together before the game.

Bowman really caught hell in certain corners for blowing it up in 2010, but when they won again in 2013 everyone shut up. It was mainly the “these Chicago teams are just so cheap, the Bears, the Bulls with Jordan” type complains that don’t really have much basis in fact. He knew what he was doing.

Of course I wish the Bears would get their shit together, as I was alive for 1985 but it was a really fucking long time ago, but I can’t really complain about the sports titles I’ve experienced - we’re up to 10 now for my major teams, 11 including 1985. 6 Bulls titles in the 90s, one for the White Sox in ‘05, and now…

Someone posted this in reply, to which I lol’d

I don’t understand the impulse narcissistic parents have to post pictures/videos of their children being punished (typically, punishments designed to humiliate the child) with the intention of having it go viral. There are multiple things wrong with this, but to just hit a couple of the main reasons, the child’s shame…

Goddammit, someone put too many onions on this cheeseburger - also someone needs to close the window, my allergies are bothering me.

In 4th grade, I misspelled “interested” (missed the first e) at the regional competition. That was the first spelling bee I ever lost, I cried like a little bitch.

This is a sloppy version of a link diagram, which is an actual thing, it’s common when you’re trying to illustrate relationships within networks. Except this is 2015 though, and you’d see the person using computer software, not a deck of cards and newspaper clippings.

That’s a manageable problem, well within the ability of a coach to fix, but the Bulls never had a coherent offensive system so you get what they got. I was never a “fire Thibs” guy and used to think it was unthinkable, but the playoffs this year changed my mind. (front office shittiness notwithstanding)

This is literally the first time I’ve seen anyone say anything negative about Daredevil, in any context. Are you being contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian?

One of the biggest disappointments of his time here. In Rose’s MVP season they had a top 10 offense because Rose was just that good, but when he was having a hard time with the opposing defense, the offense was “stand around, wait for Rose.” I thought Thibodeau was just not getting enough credit for knowing…

Show me Thibodeau’s impressive regular season record and I will raise you Noah’s destroyed knee and a series of early playoff exits. I’m going to remember Thibodeau’s time in Chicago the same way I remember Lovie Smith - good, sometimes bordering on really good, but never good enough to actually matter.

A few years ago my wife made some chicken and rice. She left to go out somewhere but she said “your dinner is in the kitchen” and I said “cool thanks, love you, see you when you get back.” So I made myself a plate and took a few bites, and concluded a few minutes later it was disgusting and spit out what I had left in…

“Why do people keep talking about Michael Sam?”
-People who keep talking about Michael Sam

While watching that montage I realized that Letterman’s career essentially spans my entire life, and even though I grew up watching him (despite not having done so in several years - I think I just kind of felt secure in the knowledge he was still around) I never realized it until last night. When I saw those photos…

Julia Louis-Dreyfus had the best joke, and as a bonus, afterwards she gets the entire Internet talking about how she somehow looks even better than she did 20 years ago.