Also, hellOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AV CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE VAMPIRE DIARIES and THE ORIGINALS premiere tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aren't they a bit more worthy of mention on this site than fucking Big Bang Theory?!

Time travel's sci-fi, dummy.

Don't be crazy. It definitely sounds like Speed had a better script.

The CW will have the most consistently entertaining lineup of any of the non-cable networks this season.

Where do I pick up my jetpack?

Lost only really became sci-fi in its later seasons. But it did have a The Prisoner vibe right off the bat, so…

PRE-credits scene, actually.

Hey, where's the Agents Of SHIELD recap?

welp

stop

#DOME

"Gun" might be my favorite song of this year, but I've only heard it for the first time today. So, I might have to listen to it a few hundred more times to be sure.

No, you're thinking of "that's not The Harlem Shake"

Oprah

I dunno, you guys. Sounds like Metallica's coming back pretty hard on this track.

Love them "Boys of Summer"

Craig Kilborne's next!

Yeah. That would be a huge waste of a cleared off desk. What a buncha dummies

Never underestimate the stupidity of people. Especially older people.

"the A-train never stops!"