Maybe tonight's the big reveal that Tessa's actually 24 and married to Jeremy Sisto!
Maybe tonight's the big reveal that Tessa's actually 24 and married to Jeremy Sisto!
Too bad there is NOTHING scary in the show.
Yeah. He didn't have a problem throwing out the original story there, did he?
Orgasming with Lucas over their dual assembly line scenes in Minority Report and Attack Of The Clones. It was a lover's pact, you seeā¦
Even the alien shit could've been handled well. Especially if the characters, Indy especially, had been like, "Aliens? You're fucking kidding me, right?"
It doesn't get more adult than ripping a still beating heart out of some dude's chest.
I audibly said, "Aw, fuck."
She's also making fun of the Farmville movie, which was announced, like, 20 years ago.
Guys, check out dude's name. Obviously just a troll. And one that doesn't think Happy Endings is any good. Loooooo-serrrrrrr!
Hollywood will change a woman.
Yeah. It's more adult. If you have dementia or Alzheimer's.
First we fly, yes? Then, we land, no!
Now, let's all go see Tin Tin!
Yeah. What a great friend. "The entire story was George's fault, but I don't want to blame him for it. I mean, it's not like the story was the main reason people didn't like the movie or anything, right? My terrible direction of wooden actors played a part, too, right?
The best part of Indy IV was right before a fucking groundhog appeared on-screen. (Pretty sure that was 5 seconds into the film.) Ah, those were innocent times!
It defines stupid shit, actually. What a fucking dickhead!
AAAANE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHT!
She's always been my favorite. But she was on it, tonight.
I'm like the opposite of a wannabe Oprah. Or a Mr Mom. (Those are from the 80s, just so you know.)
Dawes?