The next one will.

I don’t know why we have these “this should never be allowed because MEN!” attitudes.

Fuuuuck. We’re T-minus yesterday until conservatives start waging war against this for ‘cucking’ men, aren’t we?

Am I the only one amused that putin’s personal yacht is named for a mythical figure who managed to stay one step ahead of death by telling convoluted stories?

Really a lot of husbands would love to take this. Want to wait a few years between kids, this is a better option than a condom. There are plenty of guys who do not want to have kids and don’t want to wear condoms. I assume you are referring to college aged and young adults that you may not know well. You definitely…

Those who drive giant pickup trucks?

Advice? Make the pills blue. Just trust me on this.

It’s also funny/revealing how these guys call their opponents “antifascists” - does this count as an example of “how to tell us you’re fascist without telling us you’re fascist”, or is more “how to tell us you’re fascist by actually leaning into telling us you’re fascist”?

“honestly, felt like we were all one team so I didn’t fully realize it”

Claiming false ownership of another’s creative work is kind of a huge component of this scam, though, so this tracks.

Sarcasm right? I can’t imagine how miserable these people have to be in order to derive pleasure from causing such pain in others, or helping some other miserable motherfucker cover up his abuse, while at the same they brook nothing less than total loyalty. They say white cops are white but black cops are blue.

So, the Louisiana State Police basically said “We don’t have a policy against murdering citizens in cold blood, but don’t you dare talk shit about us to the media, or you’re fired for violating policy”.

Surely the town can charge as much as they want for this, right? Fuck Jeffy B. Tell him it’ll be $10 billion if he wants his toy. Otherwise he can enjoy it as a really expensive floating condo.

It was allegedly a hoax he orchestrated with his viewers to have the police called on an American Airlines flight to Phoenix for a bomb threat

I wish there was some third option here in which the scammer didn’t RECEIVE any money, but his idiot fans somehow still LOSE that money. Everybody sucks here.

I just love the fact that this article attracted two completely separate comments featuring Gilbert Gottfried GIFs, which is entirely appropriate.

  Wait, is the kid white?  Because that seems like the determining factor in how Fox will cover it.

Can we settle on a style guide standard whereby we never call these stupid influencers by their handles after the initial introduction? Writing an entire article about the beef between “Ice Poseidon” and “Coffeezilla” and continuing to use those absurd names throughout, just proves that we’re truly in the dumbest…

You know what I’ve never done after forking over tens of thousands of dollars to a company to buy their product? Volunteer as their PR department as so many of these Tesla fanatics do. Has Tesla ownership become ingrained into their personality that they take any perceived slight as a personal attack?

In Chicago we can get both, but the longer sticks are much more common. I also prefer them because it is easier to slice off an accurate tablespoon from a longer stick and cutting them lengthwise into quarters, then cutting into chunks makes perfect sized pieces for pastry purposes, like pie crust.