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Actually, I’m with you on this. Especially after this movie (which, apart from a somewhat flabby/muddled mid-section, I really enjoyed, both for the incredibly energetic opening - that really maintains the momentum for much longer than it should - and for the surprisingly heartfelt beats in the finale, where it

Yeah, but if what you just wrote was the review of a movie, would you think it’s a good review? That’d be like a review of West Side Story being “It sucks, it’s a musical.” Some folks don’t like musicals, and find it an annoying and repetitive genre, but even if you’re one of those people, that isn’t a good review.

I’ve had a few replies saying this and I want to refute that notion but I just don’t have the data.

Why not do this?

I also don’t at all buy the takes that Iron Avengers Spider is a problem. My entire life has been filled with the “traditional” Spider-Man story. It was plenty.

Reviews of Spider-Man stuff leave me feeling like I’m the only person in the world that likes the team up aspect of the MCU version.  Will Spider-Man ever get a solo outing?  YES! He had five of them already!  Spider-Man, setting the 90s prevalence of Wolverine aside, has always been the ultimate buddy superhero,

Strunk and White’s Elements of Style isn’t gonna fuck you bro.

(But I agree with you that this kind of note in recent MCU reviews is getting a bit repetitive. SAUSAGE COMES IN ‘SAUSAGE SKIN’ SHOCKER: CONSUMERS AGHAST.)

This is, again, just a new variation on the Marvel business model of extended universing.

The same reason I can guess your color by that comment.

If they get the cast of Spider-Man: Far From Home to make a cameo here placing both the Sony and MCU Spider-Men within the Spider-Verse, we’ll have the superhero movie equivalent of a turducken. A...Spi-turducken.

How can Hailee Steinfeld be a Hawkeye and a Spider-Gwen at the same time? What kind of mad interdimensional trickery is this??

No, he’s flexible in both directions, since he spends most of his podcast going up his own asshole.

I thought that was most of what he did on his podcast already

And yet says he’s not antivax but doesn’t say he’s vaccinated.

That sure would be a reason to get a vaccine that’s been proven safe and effective and reduces the time and severity if you do happen to get it.

On the other hand, when someone won’t tell you whether or not they are vaccinated, they are probably telling you.

Mark out, Ben and Chris in” has to be one of the greatest re-tools in history

Parks and Rec ultimately made very little impression on me

Yeah no shit. Flat out telling a marginalized group that he believes something isn’t offensive while having no overlap with said group isn’t a great look. Its like a white person telling a black person something isn’t racist.  If this was race related instead of gender related, Chapelle would be the one fighting with

“If it’s not consistent with our values, we won’t tolerate it” means a LOT less coming from the torture apologist. Like, I know what is consistent with your values. I can’t imagine what isn’t at this point. Getting caught?