Your snobbery about animation is a terrible, terrible take.

Yay! Not a slideshow! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Not 100% sure that would be better....

Hm. Life came at him fast, didn't it? So what's for dinner, tonight?

It’s a shame it’s not killing more of them.

Y’know why that is? It’s thanks to Macaulay Culkin’s dad.

Kit Culkin made a ton of unreasonable demands when Home Alone 2 got green-lit, and almost threatened to pull Macaulay from filming a couple times. When they were doing casting for Harry Potter, Chris Columbus made sure to interview not just the kids, but also…

It’s a perfect comfort food movie. It really is just handsome, charming guys being dudes and it totally works. It’s in my “if I catch it on cable I’ll watch it all the way to the end” movie hall of fame.

Yep. Ocean’s 11 has arguably the most charm and swagger per second of runtime of any movie in the last 30 years.

No. Pottermania was already a global phenomenon when Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came out the previous year. The books were so huge that the filmmakers frequently just assumed the audience had read them and could supplement the onscreen plotting. Now, obviously some more people saw the movies who never read…

There are that many, but a troll without a victim is hardly a troll, and that’s what this comes down to. They forget that you can’t trigger the libs when there are no libs around to be triggered, so they crawl back to Facebook and Twitter. 

Just rewatched it a couple of weeks ago, and can totally second that motion. It’s crazy how much of the movie is sold on the effortless-looking chemistry between Clooney and Pitt. My favorite scene is Clooney talking himself into recruiting an eleventh member while Pitt sits slumped over the bar, looking at nothing,…

Ocean’s 11 holds up like a motherfucker. It’s just so effortless and charming and silly.

Dang. I wanted Cap and Johnny to be together onscreen!

Tom Holland has a crossover film on his contract after SM3. I wonder if Fantastic Four will be where he pops up. He has been, one of if not their closest ally - and we really need to see him and Johnny together on screen.

No, but the vision of what sounds like a frankly disgusting number of fruit flies in a small space adds a nice little frisson of terror.

I’m thinking of joining Parler just to follow this guy:

I’d watch every single one of those.

The Kinja troll community is more robust than Parler.

Necessary Joke: Glad this was done in 2011 not 2020. We do not need space spiders in 2020.