Giving any legitimacy to anyone that pretends that Trump and Biden are even in the same league in terms of policy, intelligence, mental acuity, and coherence is fucking dangerous. Thank you for not doing that.

How else can they prove to MAGA hats that they’re not part of the radical leftist agenda unless they both-sides everything?

Your take is decidedly different, and much more correct, than Osberg’s post just a few minutes ago.

Remember in 2016, when some kinja bloggers said it was cool for people to not vote if they weren’t thrilled by the candidates?

After reading the article a few times, I still don’t quite grasp what the point of it even is? I mean a lot of people feel bad things after that debate, as has become apparent, but the weird swipe at Biden was so out of nowhere. It didn’t even relate to anything that happened in the debate and for some reasons put…

Seriously! What kind of garbage take was this? What the everloving fuck Jezebel? 

Bernie/Liz Warren supporter here.

Why is your instinct still to “both sides” this? Your preferred guy lost two primaries despite promising revolutions that never came, mostly because his supporters never showed up in the numbers needed. The progressive faction simply does not have the numbers. Go do the ground of increasing your numbers, increasing…

“A pale and rather exhausted looking Democratic nominee, pushed through the primary as the party’s favored choice mostly due to the optics of his former post”

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful. 

I have seen colickly babies read a room better.

At this point anyone who claims the be an ‘undecided voter’ ought to be given the same cognitive decline test that Trump struggled to get through.

His whining is the best advertisement his opponent could hope for. It inspired me to kick over a donation to Harrison this morning.

Yeah “pain injection into his cracked ribs,” like bruh his ribs already cracked, what do you think is gonna happen to them when he gets sacked again? 

I’m honestly more concerned that ‘pumping ‘em up with painkillers and sending ‘em out to play’ is still a thing. 

Screw Bloomberg and his fucking raised pennies.  He is worth 65 billion dollars.  Why does he need to raise this money?  It is literally .00025% of his wealth.  The sort of thing he could find in spending change or the pockets of one of his couches.  Instead he asking others to put it forward.  I would also note that…

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Can’t unsee the face ripping

Hitler? Is that you?