“Isn’t pulling something off a platform without a legal reason illegal?”

No, you spectacular idiot.

Same, I think it’s Nakia.

They played the X-Men hook at that exact moment.  She’s a mutant.  They could not have been more clear about it.

To unget your ass a bit, the sequence in the past was in India!

Die.

Already pointed out, but worth mentioning twice: Gorsuch inhabits a literally stolen seat and should still be in Colorado rather than DC.

Pretty naive to think that this fundamentalist-dominated SCOTUS wouldn’t have overturned that law.

Look at you, immediately running into the consequences of the very dumb statement that anything not literally mentioned in the text of the Constitution therefore doesn’t exist.  

All this just drives home the point that we’re not actually a country (if we ever were), just a loose association of places relatively nearby each other.

It’s also pure lies in that the GOP is immediately going to pivot to working on state and federal-level total bans.

On the other hand, make no mistake - this Court would have overturned any federal law protecting the right to abortion exactly as it just overturned Roe.  They still will, in the unlikely event something gets passed.  Multiple deaths or purely increasing the number of Justices on the Court to dilute these…

She clearly disagrees with the premise that the dumb leaders should hire the smartest people they can find in order to solve problems.

Oh thank goodness our brave and competent first responders were able to limit the damage to 19 fucking children and 2 goddamn teachers.  What a testament to their abilities.

Sleeper agent.

“But oddly, it wasn’t just Republicans who used a similar mash-up of platitudes on Tuesday. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, a Democrat from Arizona”

Ah, so it was just Republicans, then.

He’s going to kill himself within a year.

Yeah, I suspect there are a LOT more Easter Eggs in that quick sequence that we’ll need a good-quality bootleg of before we can grab them all.  

Guys, I picked up this book and skipped directly to Chapter 30- that’s probably okay, right?

Yet there were thousands of ordinary Russians who weren’t fooled, immediately went out and protested, and somehow apparently managed to access the same digital spaces the rest of the world was able to.

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